JOY DIVISION + MELISSA ETHERIDGE = ME NO LIKEY

Ok, so I'm sitting in Gizzi's coffee shop, blasting Joy Division's Atmosphere aka the song I want to be played at my funeral aka one of the most beautiful songs ever. You know, "Don't walk awaaaaaay, in siiiiilence".

Anyways, so I'm surfing the net and I don't remember what site I was on, but suddenly, I hear this horrible abrasive screeching noise. And I take my headphones off thinking some wench has had a mental breakdown or something inside the coffee shop. But sadly no. I realize its coming from dumb AD for Melissa Etheridge's new album.

I guess its supposed to be some kind of advertising tactic to get people to buy this sad excuse for a song. But when it obtrusively interrupts my listening to the gospel of Ian Curtis, I can do nothing but wish horrible sales upon it, no matter what the repercussions are on the music industry.

Somehow this was a relevant statement.